$DELOAN
The Most Irresponsible
Loan You’ll Ever Love
Borrow laughter, repay in memes.
No interest, no pressure — just vibes and a fatter wallet.
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A Loan That
Makes No Sense
But Brings Hope
DeLoan was born out of the urgent need to not take life too seriously. No interest, no due dates — just a token that thrives on humor, community, and a healthy dose of chaos.
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Fake Money
With Real Potential
$DeLoan is designed for dreamers, borrowers, and holders of laughter. No tricks, no fees — just pure community-powered fun.
Total Supply
1,000,000,000 tokens, ready to fuel collective chaos and reward the degenerates brave enough to hold.
Buy Tax
0%. You buy tokens, you get tokens. No cuts, no fine print. Simple, transparent.
Sell Tax
0%. Nothing taken when you leave. But are you sure you want to leave that fast?
Ownership
Renounced. No single hand controls the token. It's owned by the people — and the memes.
Liquidity
Locked. Just like a bad decision you can’t undo, but this one you’ll love.
Distribution
Fair and open. No insider presales, no sketchy allocations. Everyone starts at zero, together.
Vision:
Turn Debt Into Laughter That Pays
DeLoan dreams of flipping the concept of lending into something absurd, hilarious, and — shockingly — rewarding for all.
Mission:
Build a Degen Community With Emotional Credit
Our mission is to provide a space where you can “borrow” tokens, joke about finance, and still earn real opportunities through fun and connection.
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Join Before You Borrow From Some Other Coin
DeLoan isn’t just a token — it’s a community.
A place where jokes thrive, charts wobble, and people win together.
Here, you’re not just a holder — you're a co-conspirator in the chaos.
Hop into our Telegram and Twitter. New memes drop daily.
